Bernard Matthews has gobbled his last turkey.

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steve_ancell	Created : 26 November 2010 Edited : 26 November 2010 Bernard Matthews has gobbled his last turkey. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-norfolk-11845703
This is has got to reach the high-mark on the weirdshitometer. On Thanksgiving, Bernard Matthews the turkey-king has carked-it. Must have been shock, due to the high number of turkeys that were sold! \|edit\| OOPS!, just had to do a last minute edit. It was on Thanksgiving, not the day after! \|edit\| www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-norfolk-11845703

Comments
Friday, 26 November 2010, 08:22
Jayenkai	lol!
Friday, 26 November 2010, 11:19
steve_ancell	I guess he's not so "Bootiful" now, eh!
Friday, 26 November 2010, 11:26
steve_ancell	You have to admire him for one thing though, some men have trouble getting one bird, Bernard has had millions
Friday, 26 November 2010, 11:42
steve_ancell	What's the difference between Bernard Matthews and Pac-Man?. Pac-Man can still Gobble-Gobble-Gobble Ducks-down and waits for flying and rotting vegetable matter!