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GfK

Presents!

25th December 2017

I got the usual socks/slippers, plus my new lappie.
Just completed the six-hour (I shit ye not) ordeal of installing Windows updates...


GfK

Presents!

25th December 2017

@jay no socks?? CHRISTMAS IS RUINED!!
@Dabz I watched ''Home'' yesterday - that actually happens at the end cos the Boov have turned the eiffel tower into a gravity controller!


GfK

Xmas Telly

24th December 2017

Watching Jack Frost now. Snow dad's better than no dad...
[Edit] Bleh.... forgot Michael Keaton is a complete dweeb...


GfK

Phoney contracts

24th December 2017

In darkest Lincolnshire, Three coverage is non-existent. O2/GiffGaff is the best/only option round these parts.


GfK

Phoney contracts

24th December 2017

Yeah 2 week cooling off period she said... but then she's got her dopey old neighbour going 'ooo you're stuck with it now'!
She can get a Nokia 105 that'll make calls and texts which is ALL she wants it to do - five quid to buy the pho*snip*


GfK

Phoney contracts

24th December 2017

We've established she's got 500mb of data. We've tried explaining how 'smartphones' use date all the time - even when your phone is just sat on the sofa arm and she's now in a blind panic that she's going to get a big fuckoff p*snip*


GfK

Phoney contracts

24th December 2017

Mother in law has bought a new phone. On contract.... doesn't know how much she's paying or what's included. You've got to laugh.


GfK

Merry Christmas!

24th December 2017

Holy shit... Get santa just finished - produced by Ridley Scott!
Yes, THAT Ridley Scott!!


GfK

Merry Christmas!

24th December 2017

Merry Christmas. Just watched The Santa Clause, which for some reason I've never seen before. Now watching Lego Batman with a bowl of peanuts and some weirdy little biscuit things shaped like Christmas trees. As you do...
[edit] strike that - looks*snip*


GfK

Xmas Survival

24th December 2017

Harsh. :/
Think I'd say ''ok... I'll shift my car out the garage so you can put yours in there''.
''Thanks - bit rough round here is it''?
''No, but you're sleeping in your car''.


GfK

Xmas Telly

23rd December 2017

1951 Scrooge with Alastair Sim is the best. There have been many pretenders, but only one king.
Always a good time to bring up my opinion that Alastair Sim is George Cole's real dad - he was adopted as a baby. But when Cole reached his later years..*snip*


GfK

Xmas Survival

23rd December 2017

Gah... mother in law been today... She's now on the fucking phone arranging everybody to get together boxing day AND plotting to come here for the day next week as well.
I wish I was dead. >:|
She'll be on the phone for the next fucking hour *snip*


GfK

Warp Factor 0.1

23rd December 2017

Youtube comments claiming it isn't man made. FML...


GfK

Xmas Telly

23rd December 2017

I was going to watch Frozen again. Got about ten minutes in... realised I'm 42.
Watching the end of some Harry Potter film now, waiting for Despicable Me to start.


GfK

Xmas Survival

23rd December 2017

Cool Runnings is on at 1:15! \\o/


GfK

The Big Domain

23rd December 2017

Er... what's this about, again?


GfK

Xmas Survival

23rd December 2017

I just don't like the house full of people. I can't cope with all the noise. Plus, wife's sister flirts with everybody (even tho her b/f is sat right next to her) and it makes me really uncomfortable. Has no reservations about... shall we sa*snip*


GfK

Xmas Survival

23rd December 2017

The ones that were here last week are coming back today.
I don't know why.


GfK

Festive Holiday Time

22nd December 2017

Sooooo back at work today. Completely forgot I don't want to run payroll between Christmas and new year (because... well... banks), so I have to do that today. And consequently I have to do the accounts today as well to make sure everything's up *snip*


GfK

Bitcoin

22nd December 2017

Yep... think I'll stick with my ISA. I understand what that is. :)


GfK

Slowdown

21st December 2017

They claim it isn't to force people to upgrade... but anybody whose ever tried to get into an iPhone knows that they're done up like fucking Alcatraz. Changing the battery without destroying the phone is nigh on impossible without specific tools a*snip*


GfK

Metric vs Imperial

20th December 2017

I dunno... i assumed 550ml was some weirdy measure from the viking era or sommat.


GfK

Metric vs Imperial

20th December 2017

I was royally pissed when I noticed they'd slyly changed the size of Newcastle Brown Ale bottles from 568ml (a pint) to 550ml (not a pint).
WTF is that all about?? They've basically stolen 18ml of my falling down juice.


GfK

Motion Capture Setup

20th December 2017

He'll take a punt. He's got more faith in me than I've got in myself.


GfK

Motion Capture Setup

20th December 2017

it will actually help, because it'll give me some budget to work with!

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