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Mum's Xmas Treats2nd November 2016 Didn't realise Billy Connolly was still touring. Wasn't he diagnosed with dementia or something? Or did I completely make that up? |
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Google's Halloween Doodle1st November 2016 Yeah I might nobble that idea too! Might need a slight rethink tho as it's a bloody nightmare on a laptop touchpad. |
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Whether the Weather be Fine31st October 2016 [quote]And the next day it was a freezing 16C![/quote]Silly. Water doesn't freeze til 0°C. |
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Accounting for Taste31st October 2016 If you're paying that much tax (which I'm not), what I would do is pay it once a year. But each quarter, loan the tax money from the business to yourself as a director's loan and put it in a high interest ISA. When the tax is due just pay the*snip* |
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Kuron's Brakes30th October 2016 My car's in the garage Tuesday with a accelerator sensor fault that's causing the vehicle stability assist to shut down (including the ABS system). I'm getting it fixed as when it happens the engine limits itself to 4,000RPM. Not much point h*snip* |
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Accounting for Taste30th October 2016 He does my business and personal tax returns for that. We only [currently] pay tax once per financial year. But there's talk about increasing that to four times per year. At which point I won't be able to justify the cost of an accountant either*snip* |
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Kuron's Brakes30th October 2016 No idea what happened here but I'm seriously going to get one of those dashcams. I see so much stupid on the roads you'd have to see it with your own eyes to believe it. And yes, antilock brakes are an amazing invention. Like seatbelts. |
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Accounting for Taste30th October 2016 I pay about £1200 a year in accountancy fees, but he saves me more than he costs, so.... :) |
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Accounting for Taste29th October 2016 I use Excel too. Suits me, and suits my accountant. |
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Crash and Burn29th October 2016 By the time we put people on Mars you won't be able to move up there without tripping over bits of old robot. It'll be like landing in a junkyard. |
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Crash and Burn28th October 2016 [quote]It is pretty hard to do since we are 140 million miles (225 million km) (on average) away from Mars ;)[/quote]True, but if you can't stick the landing then the rest counts for very little. |
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NoSex in England26th October 2016 [quote]Nice to see sunny scunny get a mention, we got our first 3 piece suite from there...[/quote]Yep, Scunny is like DFS - sofas under every lamp post. :D |
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Happy Birthday, Windows XP26th October 2016 Remember that coming out when I worked at Idigicon. Utterly hated the UI at the time. Reminded me of Fisher Price toys - big, daft brightly coloured buttons aimed at the mentally inept. (I grew to like it, btw). |
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What Have You Done? - Oct 201626th October 2016 Does it have to be dev-related? My life generally isn't just now. Ups What did you get done this Month? [*]Made and sold a shit-ton of t-shirts and hoodies. [*]Including two big orders for businesses. Did everything turn out as planned? Mostly. *snip* |
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NoSex in England25th October 2016 [quote]A thought has popped in my head. In England we have Wessex, Sussex, Essex and Middlesex; so where the fux Northsex, are they all knackered or what!?[/quote]Norfuck. I thank you. |
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RIP - Pete Burns24th October 2016 [quote]When all that's left is Kanye West and Britney Spears everyone will sponteneously become lemmings.[/quote]I hope I'm a deaf lemming. |
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The Adventure Game24th October 2016 I remember that! The vortex bit at the end was next to impossible! |
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Crash and Burn22nd October 2016 [quote]The Europeans aren't going to be too cut up about the failed landing. Schiaparelli was only supposed to last a few days anyway[/quote] Er yes, but it wasn't meant to crash and burn without sending any data back! Cracking waste of money. A*snip* |
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Nintendo Switch21st October 2016 I tried to be subtle about it! But no, for me, Nintendo really went off the rails with the Wii. I never understood its appeal, or the Wii-U, or this. We bought a Wii for the kids for Christmas about five years ago I would think. They'd played one e*snip* |
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Nintendo Switch21st October 2016 To summarise.... it looks pants! Over-complicated, ill-devised and cheaply made shit. I'm sure Nintendo fans will fall over themselves for it, because Nintendo and an excuse for a shit-ton of Mario reboots. Yawn. Nintendo need to switch their focus*snip* |
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Siri Where'd I park my car? : BOOM!21st October 2016 [quote]A huge number of Tumble Driers, here in the UK, are also ''exploding''.[/quote] We had one! It wasn't so much a case of not emptying the filter. What was happening was that the machine's frame wasn't rigid, so it was able to t*snip* |
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What gets on your goat about being [Insert nationality here]19th October 2016 You think it's fucked now, wait til November 8th. |
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You Have 3 Voice Messages..19th October 2016 Missus once got a call on her mobile from an ex-mate's phone - turned out it was her kids playing with the phone. It was about 6:30pm. They still hadn't hung up after a few minutes... so we got the mobile phone, plugged the charger in, and put the*snip* |
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Crystal Maze16th October 2016 I didn't like it. Presenter tried to be Richard O Brian, ended up being Harry Hill. The games were crap - most were too easy which was sadly offset by stupid contestants. I can't even remember what happened in the dome. I lost interest when he ga*snip* |
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:c(16th October 2016 [quote] In a former life I must have spent my days putting kittens and puppies in a meat grinder. [/quote]Ah, worked at McDonald's, did you? :D |
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