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GfK

Crystal Maze

16th October 2016

Wasn't going to bother... but it's Sunday and there's nowt else. No idea who any of those people are, except for the one who's on Mock the Week sometimes although I still couldn't give you name.


GfK

News Blooper

16th October 2016

gorilla has a wider vocabulary than just referendum referendum referendum referendum referendum


GfK

St Skeletor

16th October 2016

When I got my first job, I couldn't work Saturdays cos it meant I'd miss Rainbow.


GfK

:c(

16th October 2016

Sounds like a scene from Home Alone.


GfK

What gets on your goat about being [Insert nationality here]

15th October 2016

People who've got a convertible, and drive it in winter with the roof down... WITH A FUCKING COAT AND WOOLLY HAT ON!
Just stop being a ponce - roof up, heaters on, coat off.


GfK

St Skeletor

15th October 2016

You talk like it's abnormal?


GfK

New printer...

15th October 2016

Yep if the ink hasn't dried up and knackered the print head!


GfK

New printer...

15th October 2016

Shoulda emailed your doc to me - I'd have printed it and posted it to you.
I have a Samsung mono laser for everyday use, and an A3 Epson XP950 injket. Costs about £60 to fill up both of them. Epson will do about 300 pages on a fill-up, Samsung *snip*


GfK

RIP : Jean Alexander (Hilda Ogden)

15th October 2016

She was in Last of the Summer Wine until recently, which for your acting career, is like the Grim Reaper's waiting room.


GfK

Readly - Magazines

14th October 2016

you should get on Twitter and follow @TwopTwips.
Topical one from yesterday in response to the Unilever/Marmite shenanigans:
[quote]TRICK people into buying jars of brown,rotting yeast by simply telling them there's a shortage of brown, rotting yeast*snip*


GfK

Kuron vs Lawyers

14th October 2016

[quote]Is there some lawyer arbitration service in your country where you can point out the lawyer is incapable of representing the facts as you see them[/quote]If there is, and they're anything like the UK's legal ombudsman, you'll get just as*snip*


GfK

PlayStation VR

13th October 2016

Probably not sensible - especially when you can be sick for free by walking to the shop, huh?


GfK

Steve vs The Vampire

13th October 2016

Go on, Donald Trump.


GfK

Readly - Magazines

13th October 2016

My only argument for buying magazines was ''you can't read the internet on the toilet'' - obviously with smartphones, you can now.
Disclaimer: i am not writing this on the toilet.


GfK

Readly - Magazines

12th October 2016

The last magazine I ever bought was GamesTM. I used to subscribe to it but I took exception to the back half of the magazine being dedicated to page after page of 0898 ''Slaglines''.
I took issue with GamesTM over it as they were at the time pedd*snip*


GfK

Kuron vs Lawyers

10th October 2016

Probably, but I had more pressing matters at the time, like offloading the selfish bitch that had been destroying my life.


GfK

Kuron vs Lawyers

10th October 2016

When I got divorced 15 years ago, my then-soon-to-be-ex was a complete and utter bitch about everything and made it all as difficult as possible. So we went to court (for the first of many times) and she was sat there with her solicitor. Mine was nowhere*snip*


GfK

Dizzy in a Halloween costume.

7th October 2016

Was in B&M today getting some stuff, and they had signs up wishing a merry Christmas to all their customers.
I shit ye not.


GfK

FUNerals

7th October 2016

I went to Rod Hull's funeral. The reception was crap.


GfK

PPAP

3rd October 2016

I think I'm just going to watch the hamsterdance for a couple of hours. Like in the old days.


GfK

PPAP

3rd October 2016

well what the actual fuck is that all about?


GfK

No Power!!

28th September 2016

Six hours??? I'm bouncing off the walls with boredom when the power goes off for six minutes.
I'm bored I think I'll watch the telly.... DOH! :(
It's warm in here, I'ma put the fan on... DOH! :(
I fancy a coffee.... DOH! :(
Wonder *snip*


GfK

Frustrating Issues in Games

26th September 2016

Unskippable anything is bad. I don't mind watching tutorials, cut-scenes or any of it the first time I play. But on repeat plays it's an utter ballache when you just want to get on with it.


GfK

Kuron vs His Parents?

26th September 2016

[quote]one of my aunts fell out with the entire family due to (from what I can gather) someone stealing her chocolate bar![/quote]Fucking hell. Unless it was a Wonka Fudgemallow Delight with a golden ticket in it, that's a bit OTT.


GfK

Jay Gets XBoned...

25th September 2016

Cor, I wish I was on PIP. You dont half get some gadgetz!

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