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GfK

Voice Artists

15th June 2016

I think a lot of it is that the VO artists who charge a fortune, do so because of the misconception that the more you pay, the better the job will be, and this isn't always the case.
When I had the CS2 stuff done, I paid about $1200 - which sounds a l*snip*


GfK

Orlando Shootings

14th June 2016

Rumour circulating today that Omar Mateen was a regular at Pulse. Not ''officially'' gay - very much in Narnia.
If that turns out to be accurate then the religious/IS thing is just to cover up the fact that he was gay and didn't want to admit*snip*


GfK

Orlando Shootings

13th June 2016

Just reading this article and it turns out the police chief is called John Mina. Obviously the BBC could not resist referring to him as ''Mr Mina''. :/
(Linkage)


GfK

Orlando Shootings

13th June 2016

[quote]True, but does the UK EVER have 147 shootings in only half a year?[/quote]We don't have huge numbers of mass murders - though plenty of gun/knife crime. Not on the same level as USA but then, we don't have a population of over 300 million e*snip*


GfK

Voice Artists

13th June 2016

The woman's voice sounds much better. The guy does indeed sound like a BBC programme announcer.
Maybe if you want a male voice you should look for something a bit more.... Santaesque?


GfK

Orlando Shootings

12th June 2016

Problem is criminals/nutters will always be able to source weapons. Look at the mass shootings in the UK - because contrary to belief it doesn't just happen in the US. And we don't have any silly ''second amendment''.


GfK

Voice Artists

9th June 2016

I had Ed Mace and Linda Leete (his missus) do the voice-overs for Crime Solitaire 2. Really good price for nigh on a 6,000 word script and they turned it around in under three weeks.
(Linkage)


GfK

Immanitas Payment Failure

7th June 2016

Emailed them yesterday and they claimed ''payment was made last week so I guess it will appear in the next few days''.
As if by magic, it appears this morning. Next quarter I'm not even going to chase them. See what they do without any promp*snip*


GfK

Fluffy Feet

7th June 2016

I know I'm saying this to the wrong person but you def need to get out more!


GfK

Immanitas Payment Failure

7th June 2016

They aren't screwing me, per se. They're just making me needlessly fuck about month after month, when everybody else just pays what they owe on time.


GfK

Immanitas Payment Failure

7th June 2016

Fucking useless Immanitas twats. Every single quarter I end up chasing them for payment. If any of you lot get approached by them, then for the love of Christ - run the other way.


GfK

Solid or Squishy

5th June 2016

Sinker or floater?


GfK

More Tipping

3rd June 2016

I was going to say ''dunno... what about....''
...but I can't think of one either. Except the first few questions on Who Wants to be a Millionaire, but they're intentionally stupid. Equally hilarious when somebody needs two of their thre*snip*


GfK

Toilet Troubles

1st June 2016

Speaking of plumbing, we now have a blocked drain, that's affecting everything in the house except the toilet.
Put me rubber gloves on, drain cover off, poked it with a stick - no good. So, arm down, and the bloody thing is shoulder-deep, so obviousl*snip*


GfK

Toilet Troubles

1st June 2016

Nah, likely a problem with the handle or connection between the handle/float valve. Might be possible to adjust it, I dunno.
Dabz might know. He does buildery stuff.


GfK

Toilet Troubles

1st June 2016

Affected in what way? The only open exit to the outside should be the cistern overflow.


GfK

Top Gear Troubles

31st May 2016

I didn't mind it, to be honest. Better than I expected.
The Extra Gear thing tho..... no. I'm just glad that that's where they've shovelled all the no-mark presenters to, as I won't be watching it again. Total horse shit.


GfK

Top Gear Troubles

30th May 2016

Just started watching it on BBC iPlayer, after my shitty Sky+ box forgot to record it last night.
Seems the ''automatically record the next series'' feature is not all it's cracked up to be. Maybe the change of presenters confused it.


GfK

Complicated Maths with Bricks

29th May 2016

Don't forget to allow space for the gaps between the bricks (unless you're arranging them to tesselate perfectly within the skip). Also the three or four of your neighbours' old mattresses that inevitably appear in the skip overnight.
Alterna*snip*


GfK

PIP Crap

26th May 2016

[quote]They said they'd watched me walking towards the building.[/quote]
Hope they didn't watch you skipping away and doing cartwheels. :D


GfK

PIP Crap

26th May 2016

If they find out you can cook a pot noodle they'll have you on as head chef at Wetherspoons.


GfK

RIP : Burt Kwouk

24th May 2016

RIP, you little yellow swine. :/


GfK

Mystery Milk

23rd May 2016

No... think I'd be giving it a swerve, too.
Might just be good intentions, but I wouldn't chance it over a quid's worth of milk.


GfK

Mystery Milk

23rd May 2016

I'd be careful with that.
I'd imagine you have no intention of drinking it, but I recall years ago something similar happened to a bunch of people, and it contained antifreeze. Reason being ''ooo, free milk. I better not drink it, but my cat*snip*


GfK

Think I found our secret syrup wearer...

19th May 2016

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