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Socoder -> Art and Sound -> Post Patents Here! (image heavy) |
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| Fri, 12 Jun 2009, 05:24 | |
Jayenkai
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As I build up my Patent Wars game, I thought it might be nice to feature a few patents! Kinda the idea of the game, there, so.. you know.. need many! Post your own patents below. 400x400 white image with black sketches, and a little info about the patent.. Giraffe Sleeping Enclosure  A pen to allow giraffes to rest comfortably. The giraffe (A) is placed within the sleeping enclosure (B) which includes a comfortable cushion © at the correct height for the giraffe to be able to sleep without hurting it's neck. Lifesign Twitterer  This device allows friends and family to keep in contact with the terminally ill (A). The lifesign detector (B) is wired up to a computer © which allows it to send updates to twitter, every 0.5 seconds. TwitTea  Keep your friends informed of every sip. The cup (A) contains a removable handle (B) which can be connected to a PC © using the included USB connector. The device will use Twitter to tell your friends how many cups you've consumed today. Electronic Butter Knife  The ultimate knife for all your buttering needs. The butter knife contains a moving hinge. As you place the knife near toast, it will automatically swivel on it's hinge to allow the butter to be spread thoroughly, without causing any injury your wrist. -=-=- ''Load, Next List!'' 
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| Fri, 12 Jun 2009, 06:27 | |
JL235
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The Yoga TV The user wears the excercise gyroscope (A) that detects the users orientation. A TV (not included) is mounted in the rotating Yoga TV mount (B). When the user rotates their bodies orientation (such standing upside down) the gyroscope transmits the users change in position to the TV mount. The TV mount then rotates the TV so that the user can still watch it correctly when upside down. Pneumatic Spike Car Seat  The car-seat is for preventing criminals from stealing car vehicles. The seat contains multiple spikes made from depleted uranium (A) with a seperate gas cansitor to allow firing the spikes upwards into the driver (B). The device can be operated remotely from any mobile phone (not supplied) through the use of a remote radio receiver ©. |
| Fri, 12 Jun 2009, 07:34 | |
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mindstorm8191 |
Sorry, no pictures here, but I had an car anti-theft device idea. If the crooks disable the car alarm in some way, it sends out a broad signal to activate the car alarm for all cars in the area. If you saw Borne Identity, Borne had a handheld device to do that. It would definitely get peoples attention when everyone's car alarm is going off at the same time.
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| Fri, 12 Jun 2009, 07:49 | |
JL235
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These are meant to be silly ideas, not good ones!
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| Fri, 12 Jun 2009, 08:05 | |
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Jayenkai
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Yeah, silly improbable devices of insanity. Keep 'em coming! Triple Rocket Launching Hat  Lighting three rockets in rapid succession may be dangerous, as by the time you're lighting the third rocket, the first might set off in your vicinity. By lighting the three arms of the Triple Rocket Launching Hat (B), a person needs only place their head behind the three rockets (A) to launch them simultaneously. -=-=- ''Load, Next List!''
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| Wed, 17 Jun 2009, 15:37 | |
Phoenix
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Behold... The remote remote  Too lazy to move your ass and fetch the remote? Worry not, this foot pedal will change the channel for you, avoiding any unnecessary spending of energy. |
| Wed, 17 Jun 2009, 15:41 | |
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Phoenix
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Bomb of doom! Who knows, it might come in handy. |
| Wed, 17 Jun 2009, 15:55 | |
Jayenkai
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Thanks.. Still need more though! Anyone else?
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| Wed, 17 Jun 2009, 15:57 | |
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Phoenix
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1337-phone You might have a hard time calling 911, but people who are truly 1337 never have to do that anyway. |
| Wed, 17 Jun 2009, 16:07 | |
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Phoenix
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Friendship of the 22nd century People are annoying, cost money, time and energy. Spare it all using the friend syringe! Heh, I'll stop now. |
| Wed, 17 Jun 2009, 19:19 | |
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CodersRule |
The automatic food eater. It eats food and makes you fat so you don't have to do it yourself. Helpful for when someone calls you a fat bastard on WoW but you were too busy playing to eat, and therefore you're not really a fat bastard.
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| Wed, 17 Jun 2009, 20:23 | |
Scherererer
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the Just In Timber Lake Your #1 Timber Storage Solution -=-=- YouTube Twitter Computer Science Series: Logic (pt1) (part 2) (part 3) 2's Complement Mathematics: Basic Differential Calculus
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