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Socoder -> Off Topic -> Christmas drinks |
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| Tue, 28 Nov 2017, 12:51 | |
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GfK |
Today's top tip: Don't drink screenwash. :s
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| Tue, 28 Nov 2017, 12:51 | |
Dabz
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Unless its just been one of them days when anything will do!  *Dabz reaches for the toilet duck* Dabz -=-=- Intel Core i5 6400 2.7GHz, NVIDIA GeForce GTX 1070 (8GB), 8Gig DDR4 RAM, 256GB SSD, 1TB HDD, Windows 10 64bit 
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| Tue, 28 Nov 2017, 13:02 | |
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GfK |
One of the washer jets has been half-blocked since we bought the car. So, unable to find something that would [definitely] fit from fleaBay, I thought, "right, I'ma sort this shit once and for all". Also, I was bored, and I take stuff apart when I'm bored. Turned out there was something stuck in the washer jet, but if I poked it with a pin, it immediately blocked up again when I put in back on the car. So I thought, "ooo I know, I'll give it a poke again, then suck instead of blow". Yeah... didn't reckon there still being about half a teaspoon of antifreeze in there. :s Oh and then I managed to lock the keys in the car as well. Didn't even know you could, these days. Fuck knows how I achieved that. It then took me another 20 minutes to line the fucking thing up without it squirting right over the car and hitting the wall at the back of the garage. |
| Tue, 28 Nov 2017, 13:04 | |
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Dabz
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Sounds like a bit of a day... Think you need a swig of toilet duck like... *Passes bottle over* Dabz PS Oh oh oh oh oh... That reminds me... I just remembered, I have duck wraps in the fridge!!! \o/ -=-=- Intel Core i5 6400 2.7GHz, NVIDIA GeForce GTX 1070 (8GB), 8Gig DDR4 RAM, 256GB SSD, 1TB HDD, Windows 10 64bit
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| Tue, 28 Nov 2017, 16:11 | |
rockford
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Bloody winos! Cheap high strength shit aint good enough no more. They've got to have screenwash and toilet duck! How la di daaa! Gags! 
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