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GfK

Electronic ARSE!

29th November 2017

EA loses $3bn over ’’lootgate’’ Linkage


GfK

No Code

29th November 2017

Bit of coding today... but it's so effing cold (and no I'm not cuddling dead chickens in the freezer before any northern ginger moustachios say it ;) I'm typing with my hood up and just finger-ends poking out of my jumper sleeves. Might switch*snip*


GfK

No Code

29th November 2017

Well it was all fresh, and we froze it yesterday so we've got 3 months to nom it all. Twice a week should see it off. :)


GfK

No Code

29th November 2017

FFS indeed - we decided to have pork this year.


GfK

No Code

28th November 2017

I think they were dead. None of them had heads.
I think theres some bread in there somewhere.... and maybe some fish.


GfK

No Code

28th November 2017

No coding here, either. Had to fill the freezer up - there's a chicken processing plant near here that supplies all the major supermarkets, and they have an on-site shop where they sell off the extra stuff dirt cheap. So... I went there. Got 27 whole*snip*


GfK

So, I picked up my leap motion...

28th November 2017

Coming up to 43 :(


GfK

Sale fail

28th November 2017

Using one specific portal as a guide, I didn't even make triple figures this month.
Teach me not not release a new game in three years.


GfK

Christmas drinks

28th November 2017

One of the washer jets has been half-blocked since we bought the car. So, unable to find something that would [definitely] fit from fleaBay, I thought, ''right, I'ma sort this shit once and for all''. Also, I was bored, and I take stuff apart*snip*


GfK

Sale fail

28th November 2017

Fucking hell... casual sales have really hit the skids in recent months..... :/


GfK

Christmas drinks

28th November 2017

Today's top tip: Don't drink screenwash. :s


GfK

So, I picked up my leap motion...

28th November 2017

Does a bit. Looks like one of those things you used to get out of Christmas crackers in the 1980s where you were never sure if it was meant to be a moustache, or a bat.


GfK

So, I picked up my leap motion...

28th November 2017

Did you also mention they sent you an upside down one? :D


GfK

Xmas Telly

28th November 2017

I don't mind Pointless... but it's on every day of the bastard week. Why is it a Christmas highlight?? WHY??


GfK

Xmas Telly

28th November 2017

[quote]Other highlights of the Christmas schedule include:
Joanna Lumley and Jennifer Saunders learn about their favourite tipple in Absolutely Champers
Sports Personality of the Year
The Apprentice final
Michael McIntyre's Big Christmas Show
Poin*snip*


GfK

Xmas Telly

28th November 2017

[quote]..Hey....what’s wrong with French & Saunders??? [/quote]Apart from they're about as funny as an ingrowing arse hair?


GfK

Mars vs Moon

27th November 2017

Get it had.


GfK

Mars vs Moon

27th November 2017

A Mars a day, all the way. I've never eaten The Moon.


GfK

Black Friday Spam

27th November 2017

Just leave it in the box til morning, and pretend that's when it arrived.
Alternatively, take TV out of box, stuff mum in empty box, set new TV up. :D


GfK

Leap Motion

27th November 2017

Watch out your thieving gyppo of a brother doesn't swipe it!


GfK

Virtual Theft

27th November 2017

Oh Dabz, WTF did you do?!
Newcastle man found beaten to death with PS Move controller inserted violently into anus


GfK

Virtual Theft

27th November 2017

I'd go in his house and rob sommat he's got two of. Laptops or TVs maybe? Cos it's OK if you've got more than one.


GfK

Darwin Awards

27th November 2017

Yeah I've been in a plane at 37,000 feet (7 miles or thereabouts) at sunrise. You can easily see the earth is not flat.
But going on an aeroplane doesn't get you noticed by the media, nor does it make you a hero among fuckwits.
Wasn't there *snip*


GfK

Darwin Awards

27th November 2017

Once sent FB friend request to an old mate... then read his feed, going on about aeroplane contrails and mind control and all that sort of shite. Cancelled the request.
Couldn't be arsed to start explaining the basic physics about what happens when *snip*

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